Yee-fucking-ha!!!

We're a happy team at Hawthorn We're the Mighty Fighting Hawks.We love our Club, and we play to win,Riding the bumps with a grin (at Hawthorn)Come what may, you'll find us striving Team work is the thing that talks,One for all and all for oneIs the way we play at Hawthorn.We are the Mighty Fighting Hawks.

and thats all i have to say about that!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GARFIELD!!

I GOT THEM!!! again...

I finally sat for my L's today. Didn't read the entire book because i just couldn't LOL aaaaand i passed with flying colours. I think the online tests helped a lot. So now as soon as i get my proper card with my picture on it i'm going to start with the log book lessons. I can't wait to get my freedom back. (Why did i suddenly think of Mel gibson when i wrote that?) Aaaah Mel Gibson. He's a funny man. Getting in trouble for drink driving and still has the nerve to call the female officer sugar tits! haha classic. Gotta love him.

Okay okay we're getting off track, back to my L's... wait no.. i'm bored of that topic. What else to write? Oh Tomorrow Budgie and i are finally getting our treadmill.. which is a good thing. I need to start working off these kilos. I've also gotta stop eating so much crap. I need discipline! He wants it out in the shed, I want it in the lounge room. Pfft. So we can't agree so i've decided to clear out the spare room and put it in there. Or maybe i could put the computer in there and the treadmill out here? Oh i don't know.

I bought two new books today. I started reading one on the bus today and it seems really good so far. Its called "My Colombian Death" and its a true encounter of a guys journey into the heart of South America's most dangerous country. Pretty interesting. Scary too. I now know that Colombia is not a place i'd care to visit. Ever.

GO THE HAWKS!

So i'm excited about the Hawks winning the grand final this weekend. Oh yes that's right we are going to absolutely FLOG Geelong. They might have been able to put Port Power to shame last year but not us.

I get butterflies just thinking about it.

Went out with the girls saturday night. Was supposed to go to a mates housewarming with my brother and his girlfriend Amy but they piked out and i couldn't afford a taxi on my own. So i decided to sit out in the shed and have a drink with them. After a few drinks sitting out there bored shitless i decided to spend money i shouldn't and go to the pub. So i called Lisa and me her and Amy all went to the Exeter to meet my cousin Jen and her friend Renee. Had a few drinks there took a few happy snaps. If you can't already tell I am quite drunk in this picture. I think we all are except Lisa.

After we left the Exeter, Amy, Lisa and I went to the Palais and had a few drinks there. Seen a few old friends. Was hanging out to go to the Portland once the palais closed but it shuts early now apparently. So we just ended up going home.

The next day my hangover was SO bad. It seems like they get worse each time i drink. I was so sick. Was meant to go to Hayden's (Budgies nephew) football presentation but the state i was in i couldn't even get out of bed. So they went without me. After they left i stayed in bed for about half an hour then decided i was alright to get my ass down there before it started. Budgie came back and picked me up. Him and the kids had a photo with a snake draped over his shoulders. Creepy. I touched it and it felt so different to what i expected. Kinda squishy. There was a ride down there called the wipeout and the kids loved it. All free. Carly went on the ride about 8 times haha.

Oh, this chick that Budgie used to.... how do i put this delicately? root.. was there and she was trying to get his attention. He ended up waving to her. Then later on in the day she sends her kid who looked about 6 over to us to try and get Budgie to go over to her. The poor kid came up to us and had no idea what to say. Looked at budge then back to his mum. Budgie knew what she wanted because she's used the kids to do it once before. So he says "does your mum want me to come over and say hello?" and the little boy sort of shrugged his shoulders, walked back to his mum and she said something to him then he looked back at Budgie and yells out "yeah she does" So we both look at her and she's shaking her head like it was all the kids idea. LOL Pathetic, yet amusing. So he went and said hello while i laughed haha.

Okay it's getting late and i've rambled long enough i think i'm gonna get into bed. :)

Long Day

I started work at 7:15am today, that hurt. I had to get up at 5:30am. It's now 9:46pm and i only got home about twenty minutes ago. I am bloody knackered if i do say so myself. I think my brain has gone to sleep because i have no idea why i'm blogging or what i was planning on writing. Um. I bought stuff today. An esky, some booze for the esky, washing powder. Omo to be exact. 3 Kilos of it. It smells good. Haha shit.

I still haven't finished that stupid driver's handbook. IT"S SO BORING AND HARD TO READ. I'm such a good reader... but i've worked out that only happens when i'm interested in something. Not when it's boring crap. I just want to go to sleep. But tomorrow i really want to go sit the test so i have to get it done tonight.

Okay i've drawn a blank... too tired. I'll write some more tomorrow.

Look-a-like

I was just watching Friends on T.V. is it just me or does Ross a.k.a David Schwimmer look a lot like ALF minus the hair?

LAZY

Ok so i didn't go for my Learner's today but i couldn't get through the book in time. I have been practising on the online test but i want to have read the book from cover to cover so i don't fail. So i plan to go sit for it on friday before work. I don't start work til 5pm so i'll have plenty of time and i'll have finished the book by then easy.



I have been so lazy today. I hate wasting days being lazy but sometimes i just can't motivate myself. I could have done a million things but noo.. i sat on my ass on the computer for most of the day. I did however find a couple of people i went to primary school with on facebook. Facebook is great for that. I love finding people i have lost touch with or haven't seen in years. Its good to see how they have changed and grown up.



Budgie told me he is giving up smoking cigarettes and weed today. It's a great thing... but it's also not a great thing. He's gonna be such a crabby shit for the next few weeks i'm planning on avoiding him as much as possible. Which is difficult considering we live together. But i will try. I really hope he succeeds though. He gave up drinking a few weeks back and has done really well with that. he hasn't touched a drop. I'm so proud of him.



I've got a housewarming party to go to this weekend and i plan on wearing a wig of some sort... at the moment i'm thinking maybe this one? I dunno comments would be appreciated.

Learner's

OOOhhh yeah! I knew it. The second i clicked post i remembered something i hadn't written. Tonight i plan on reading the drivers handbook and sitting for my Learners tomorrow. Yes yes i know i'm 25 years old and unlicensed. I did have my L's for a long time and i just well.. uhh.. drove around with them. Til i got caught and disqualified. So now i've done my 6 months and I have the money to apply so tomorrow is the beginning. Wish me luck.

You Do Not Stare At Me

Today went SO fast at work i couldn't believe it. I love that feeling when you think its about 3:30pm and you look at the clock and it's actually 5pm. What a wonderful feeling. I was so tired today though. I was unpacking some garnier body cream from a box to put on display and i opened one to have a smell, when i closed it back up i must've squeezed the bottle because it had a small explosion and i got white stuff on my collar and my shirt. A small splurge landed on my managers arm. She seen it land on her arm and had this look on her face like "Oh how convenient, now i can test it." then proceeded to rub it in. Haha. It was funny. I can't wait til they hire some christmas casuals. Then i can finally get off register for a while. customers drive me mad. they are so rude and arrogant. Sometimes when i'm in a particularly bad mood i won't give them a bag until they say please.

Why is it when i'm not at the computer i can think of all these funny, interesting and witty things to write, then as soon as i sit down it's like whammo, Blankness. Oh i would like to share a story before i go. It happened at work a couple of weeks back. I was at my register and i could hear these weird loud noises. I turned around and there was this old lady walking around in a raincoat with a nanna trolley making strange sounds. She started coming to my register and i thought "here we go." When i served her she seemed completely normal. Talked to me properly and everything. Then when i handed her products to her she angriliy slammed them into her nanna trolley and then walked to the end of my counter and started yelling. "HOW DARE YOU STARE AT ME YOU DO NOT STARE AT ME RAH RAH RAH" I couldn't understand it all. I looked over to see if she was yelling at me and she was screaming at the tic tacs on the end of my counter LOL. I couldn't believe it. The customers in front of me were trying to ask me where something is but i had to make them repeat it about five times because i was laughing so much. Crazy crazy people in town.

Well, here it is, my first ever blog. Actually not true... i did once have a shared blog with my best friend Lisa at one stage but that didn't work out so well so i have decided to venture out on my own. I've always like the idea of being able to read someone else's diary as such. So i figure why not return the favour? I'm still new to all of this so bear with me while i get myself sorted. I hope you enjoy reading about my antics and my life. My highs and lows. laugh with me and cry with me. Feel free to subscribe to me. :)