Monday, September 15, 2008

You Do Not Stare At Me

Today went SO fast at work i couldn't believe it. I love that feeling when you think its about 3:30pm and you look at the clock and it's actually 5pm. What a wonderful feeling. I was so tired today though. I was unpacking some garnier body cream from a box to put on display and i opened one to have a smell, when i closed it back up i must've squeezed the bottle because it had a small explosion and i got white stuff on my collar and my shirt. A small splurge landed on my managers arm. She seen it land on her arm and had this look on her face like "Oh how convenient, now i can test it." then proceeded to rub it in. Haha. It was funny. I can't wait til they hire some christmas casuals. Then i can finally get off register for a while. customers drive me mad. they are so rude and arrogant. Sometimes when i'm in a particularly bad mood i won't give them a bag until they say please.

Why is it when i'm not at the computer i can think of all these funny, interesting and witty things to write, then as soon as i sit down it's like whammo, Blankness. Oh i would like to share a story before i go. It happened at work a couple of weeks back. I was at my register and i could hear these weird loud noises. I turned around and there was this old lady walking around in a raincoat with a nanna trolley making strange sounds. She started coming to my register and i thought "here we go." When i served her she seemed completely normal. Talked to me properly and everything. Then when i handed her products to her she angriliy slammed them into her nanna trolley and then walked to the end of my counter and started yelling. "HOW DARE YOU STARE AT ME YOU DO NOT STARE AT ME RAH RAH RAH" I couldn't understand it all. I looked over to see if she was yelling at me and she was screaming at the tic tacs on the end of my counter LOL. I couldn't believe it. The customers in front of me were trying to ask me where something is but i had to make them repeat it about five times because i was laughing so much. Crazy crazy people in town.

1 comments:

hardveneer said...

LMFAO!!!

When I worked at Cashies there was this lady that came in every Saturday and would walk around making these high pitched 'woop, woop, woop, woop' sounds. Other customers would look at her thinking 'wtf' and the staffed would just laugh.